Dewy-isms

Jimmy John's= Jenny Jon's (for obvious reasons)
Queen or King= Quing (it simplifies things if you think about it)
Medicine= med-i-mus
Butterscotch= Butter crotch (kind of gross when Jon brings home Dilly bars)
Fertilizer= turdilizer (also makes sense if you think about it)
Underwear= Wonderwear
Basketball= Base-ketball (think baseball and basketballed mixed)
Fruit Roll-up= ChuLaLa
Chorus to I am a Child of God= Lead me, Guide me, Broccoli inside me